Parents: Assumptions
I’m starting to get tired of these “Assumptions” that have just been showing up alot recently
Here are my recent top 3:
1) Christmas Day: There is a shrub by my garage door, that sometimes blocks it. At this point it wasn’t. My dad goes over, trims it up. I walk by and he goes “*scoff sound* You’re welcome”. I turn and look at it. The pruning shears, and all the trimmed crap is in FRONT of my garage door.
I’ll say it again. Before: Not Blocking. After: Blocking. So yeah…I can’t park my truck in the garage.
2) 2 days ago: I’m at Walmart. I get a call, my mom is at Genie and needs my gas card. Ok. So I start driving toward the other side of town, calling her on the way. No answer. I get one block away and she calls.
“I’m almost there..I’m at Sangar ave.”
“Huh? I’m not at Genie Carwash”
“You said Genie”
“I meant Genie at Bellmead, the power washer”
I don’t remember much due to anger. She apologized for this ![]()
3) Combination of Christmas Eve Eve and Today. I’m being told to wash my truck on Thur. Fine. I spend all afternoon with my brother working on it.
Friday: “Go get a trailer”
“…ok…”
I get a trailer, and we start filling it up of grass clipings and other things I mow that day. My nice clean truck is still attached…so now its dusty. It gets parked in the hay barn with it until last Wed. Still dusty.
So when I use it…the crap is still in front of the garage so I park it out front.
Today it rains. Perfect. Now the rain can get that dust off.
Wrong
I’m out in the barn and my mom drives it around on the muddy gravel……
“WHY?!”
“I thought since you parked it out, it was dirty, because mine is clean”
*SCREAMS IN THE MIND*
“Well it most certainly is now”
Yeah…I’m mad.
I’m removing my keys from my truck now.
